If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.