If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I hate birthdays.