If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.