If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.