If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I hate birthdays.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.