If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?