If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.