If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.