Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.