Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.