Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.