Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.