Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.