Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.