Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.