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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.