Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.