Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.