I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.