I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

A man growing old becomes a child again.