I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.