I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.