I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.