I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.