I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.