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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'