Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.