Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.