Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.