Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.