Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.