Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.