Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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