God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.