God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.