God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.