God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I hate birthdays.