God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.