God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.