As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.