As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.