True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.