True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

A man growing old becomes a child again.