True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A man growing old becomes a child again.