I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.