I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.