Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.