Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

A man growing old becomes a child again.