Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.