Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.