Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.