Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.