Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.