An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
certain age, responsible, for his face, age
