Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.