Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.