Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.