Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.