Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.