Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.