Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.