We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

With the past, I have nothing to do nor with the future. I live now.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.

Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.