We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.

Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.

Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.

There are three constants in life... change, choice and principles.