A man growing old becomes a child again.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.