A man growing old becomes a child again.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.