A man growing old becomes a child again.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.