An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
everyone, mistake, getting, age
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.
old age of youth fifty the youth
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
old as those who have outlived