Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.