Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

A man growing old becomes a child again.